Doubt if you will, but the Vikings can and WILL invade again. Our scouts claim that they are amassing several of their secret weapons to engage us in battle, and attempt to steal our gold, burn our houses, and do things that no noble man would ever dare think of to our wives.
Don't believe us? Here is the proof, thanks to several minstrels having graciously re-recorded portions of their hymns:
Viking Hymn
Feudalist Hymn
See, we don't make music for the sake of frightening others and causing ears to explode with random, dramatic screams.
If we let the Vikings attack, they'll only get stronger and create even more horrific screams. We must build a wall!
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