Tuesday, April 1st, 2008: A Day Which Will Live in Infamy.
For those of you who sook our wisdom yesterday, you may have noticed that things seemed outlandish, as if they weren't from our Kingdom. Well, it ends up that the ignorance of the American population to our defense strategies allowed some Vikings to conquer a portion of our domain and cause mischief.
Well: We Told You So.
We knew it would happen if we kept neglecting to create a wall, but none of you would listen.
Luckily enough, we were able to fend off these Vikings by telling them about our vastly superior system of government, and threatening to send the Templars after them, but a deeper threat still lies just outside of our borders.
Even now, an entire Horde of Vikings, under the rule of the Tyrant Johannes Gutenberg, is preparing to storm our land, take all your possessions, and reverse your chairs when you turn around to get more measly bread.
Provided is an account of yesterday's horrors, which would have been much worse were it not for our quick horseback communications system, for future reference.
Do not fall into their vile trickery. They may promise gold and the hailing of Odin, but remember, they'll make you read books in the Vernacular, and give you the plague with their heavy metal music and movable type.
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