Feudalism: A well-established, time-tested system of government. One for the people(excluding peasants), by the people (peasants not included), where every man (who owns land) can do whatever they want, whenever they want.
Friday, March 14, 2008
Johannes Gutenberg had help
When Johannes Gutenberg was inventing his unholy creation the printing press he used the help of Hitler, Dracula, and the Devil.
Our Mission is to spread safety and equality throughout the land.
We are the only political party to offer full protection from the Northern Pillagers and the Black Plague.
Unlike "socialists", we will offer full job security for life to all people. People shall be assigned to certain "manors" of land on which they are free to live and work in pre-determined jobs, usually as "peasants" or "serfs". Unlike today's modern economy, your boss won't fire you for poor performance. In fact, so long as you swear an oath of allegiance, he might even promote you to knighthood.
Today's government is too corrupt. We offer the solution of allegiance. Our one ruler is certain to be fair to all as long as an oath is sworn. Lords are offered military protection over their lands in exchange for allegiance. The Lords can also take care of their people, who produce the crops and supplies for the Lord's army.
When Johannes Gutenberg was inventing his unholy creation the printing press he used the help of Hitler, Dracula, and the Devil.
1 comment:
I didn't know Satan was alive then?!
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